The ‘Are you a dick?’ test
Take our test to find out how much of a dick you are. Answer yes or no to each question, and find out your results below.
1) Have you ever been for a jog and not stopped jogging even at a pedestrian crossing?
2) Have you ever shopped in M&M World, without the excuse of a being a tourist?
3) Do you own a pair of “Beats’ by Dr Dre’s and your profession is not DJ?
4) Do you wear fur? And no, ‘vintage”isn’t an excuse, and doesn’t make it ok, neither is saving it as your sex blanket.
5) Do you put your feet up on any form of public transport?
6) On a first (and possibly last) date, are you okay with not going Dutch?
7) Are you offended by the word cunt?
8) Do you use hands-free?
9) Despite living in the city, do you go out of your way to dress like Farmer from the 1800s?
10) Do you say ‘Boom!’ without irony? Even with irony it’s fucking tedious.
0 Yes’s: Congratulations! You are not a dick! But you are probably quite boring, which in turns make you a bit of a dick.
1-3 Yes’s: You are just the right amount of dick to get by in life. You don’t actively piss people off, but you like the comfort and flexibility of putting your feet up on the bus seats and using hands-free. Hey it just makes sense.
4-7 Yes’s: Okay we hate to break it to you, but you’re a bit of dick, but you probably knew this already. Hey sometimes you don’t need to follow all the latest trends.
7-10 Yes’s: Yeah, you’re a dick. You need to take a long, hard look at yourself. What is wrong with you? It’s 2016 at least split the bill!
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