The top five ethnic groups
C’mon…Why did you click this link? Why would you want to read an article headlined “The top five ethnic groups”? Either you’re a racist or you’re someone looking to be offended. Either way I’m glad to have wasted some of your time. And thanks for the click!
If you’re a racist who clicked this headline hoping to see your lot in the top spot, then congratulations! You’ve proved you and, by extension, yours are dumb.
If it was possible to rank the “top five ethnic groups” (and it’s not) you’d have shamed them and yourself by falling for such an obvious hoax. You’re a good advert for the stupidity of your beliefs! Keep up the good work!
If you clicked the link in horror you’re not as bad as the racist. But you are stupid. And annoying. And you have a terrible hobby. Be honest, you were looking forward to telling people about the offensive thing you’d seen online. You’d’ve loved watching the likes and shares started rolling in.
“Wow. Just Wow”.
That’s why you clicked. But instead you got this.
(Which you won’t share, because you’re a coward)