The Jeremy Kyle Show’s Worst Ever Teeth
Britain isn’t a country famed for its strong, uniform, gleaming teeth. So it stands to reason that the British people who smoke the most cigarettes, drink the most cola and take the most drugs – the people who appear on the Jeremy Kyle show – would have the worst teeth of all. Here are the worst sets of gnashers to ever grace Jeremy’s stage…
1. The Tusks
Eeesh! This Jeremy Kyle contestant was subjected to ridicule on social media following her appearance…but the story has a happy ending (scroll down):
Kind hearted Jezza got ITV to pay for a new set of teeth! Now she looks gr…well, her teeth have certainly improved:
2. The Happy Face
Don’t let dental decay ruin your day!
3. The Angry Granny
Actually, this is the Jeremy Kyle show – she’ll be a great-great-great-great-grandmother. It looks like she’s got a baby’s hand in there, waving to the camera:
4. The Alligator
Remember the “Bride of Wildenstein” woman who had plastic surgery to look like a cat? Well this woman tried to make herself look like an alligator by chewing on bricks.
5. The Stephen Hawking
Her chair has more processing power than she does.
6. The Walking Dead
This photo would suggest that Jeremy Kyle contestants will survive a shotgun blast to the mouth:
7. The Piranha
Can strip the flesh from a doner kebab in seconds:
8. The Scrapeback
Whoah, mamma! This is what happens if you brush your teeth with golden syrup:
9. The Ageless Wonder
Seriously, how old is he? Could be 16 or 66, but not any age in between:
10. The Pony
There was a scandal a few years ago when it was revealed that Britain’s low budget supermarkets were bulking out their low grade sausages and pies with horsemeat. It seems that Jeremy Kyle had a similar policy with his guests:
11. The Meth Mugshot
It’s a helluva drug.
12. The Moray Eel
Linda from Carlisle appeared on the show to challenge the paternity of the 30,000 eggs she’d laid in a shipwreck:
13. The Dogshit
Some people have a lost tooth replaced with a gold tooth. Others have it replaced with a tiny little varnished dogshit:
She appeared on an episode where she picked Roger Moore up by the lapels and tried to bite him:
14. The Clown
Actually better teeth than most of the guests:
16. The Crying Shame
Seems like a happy, healthy person – but those teeth! Nooooo!
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