If countries did internet dating – The Netherlands
Basically the Dutch’s Tinder profile. Yolo.
NAME: The Netherlands
ABOUT ME: I’m laid-back, relaxed, friendly and very low-lying.
ABOUT YOU: Who cares? Everyone’s great!
LIKES: Everyone, everything. Being happy, being chilled, being friendly, being a little bit stoned.
INTERESTS: Irrigation mainly. But I’m cool: whatever you want to do!
APPEARANCE: Smiley, friendly, weirdly giggly.
HOBBIES: Smiling, cycling. Smiling while cycling. Mountaineering. (Just kidding!!! I’m crazy like that sometimes!!!)
IDEAL PARTNER: Smiley, laid-back tandem owner.
WHAT MY FRIENDS SAY ABOUT ME: “Orange is the only fruit”